Utter Waste of Time..

Windows errors

The following are the new error messages that are under consideration for the planned release of the next version of Windows:

• Error! Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
• Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
• Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!
• Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
• This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
• Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)
• File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
• Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
• WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS)
• User Error: Replace user.
• Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)"
• Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted. The police are on the way.